Wherein the Broad denies your derogatory and bigoted humor. Continue Reading
I’m pretty firmly within Generation X, being born in the late 60s. These days, I see a lot of media doing these smug or judgey ‘think’ pieces about millennials, and I honestly just get furious. The idea that millennials are… Continue Reading
I have a dysfunctional relationship with makeup.
When I say this, I mean that I have never really mastered the physical techniques. I know what the experts, beauty-icon how-to manuals, internet beauty gurus, and random broads with too much mascara say is the best way to apply it. However, my manual dexterity rates somewhere between ‘hyperactive spider monkey after too much coffee’ and ‘actual disability in muscular control,’ which means ‘simple’ techniques become an exercise in creative obscenity at ever-increasing volumes and the progenitor of a growing stack of used makeup wipes on my bathroom counter. Continue Reading